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Drop-Off 001 / Autumn–Winter

4Gape

For the kids.

A lifestyle brand born in the Agape carpool line. Coming soon to a GroupMe near you.

Next drop-off · Monday 7:30 AM
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The original iPhone art by Megan McArdle: a hand-drawn map of school drop-off traffic. Two buildings labeled Brown and 4 Gape, two loops of road, and many red arrows.
01 ↑ ManifestoEst. in the GroupMe

One parent. One iPhone. One deeply confusing map of where to put your car.

We looked at it and saw what everyone sees in a great work of art: merch.

Fashion for the rule followers who trace every red arrow. And for the parents bold enough to skip the map entirely and take an immediate right.

nailed it.
02 ↑ LookbookShot on location, past the cones
A 4 Gape pop-up shop tent with tees, hoodies, hats, tumblers and stickers, all printed with the traffic map.
The Pop-UpOpen 7:40–7:55 AM only
The Ice Cream Drip tee: the traffic map rendered as a melting waffle cone with sprinkles.
Collab 002: Ice Cream DripLimited

↑ yes, the arrows are load-bearing.

03 ↑ Drop-Off 0014 pieces + accessories
Coming soon

The Original Tee

Midnight Asphalt

$25
Coming soon

The Substitute

Overcast Tuesday

$25
Coming soon

Picture Day

White. Good luck.

$25
Collab 002 Ice Cream Drip tee

Ice Cream Drip

Waffle cone, sprinkles

$$$
05

The Hoodie

For mornings when you are technically still in pajamas. Nobody can tell. Everybody can tell.

$45
06

The Trucker Hat

Conceals the fact that you did not have time. One size fits most dads.

$20
07

The Tumbler

Holds 20 oz of whatever is getting you through this line. Fits zero cupholders.

$20
08

The Sticker

Apply to rear window so the car behind you finally understands the route.

$5
04 ↑ Care & PressHandle with patience

4 Gape

For the kids · Size: fun-size
  • Pull all the way forward
  • Do not exit vehicle
  • Do not text in the line (except us)
  • No right turns. Ever.
  • Machine wash cold, like the coffee
  • Tumble dry low. Wave to the teacher.

100% cotton · 0% clarity
Made in a GroupMe

I have studied this map for ten minutes and I am now in the wrong parking lot.— A dad, probably
Wait. Is that a 4 or an A?— Everyone, at the same time
The defining garment of the 7:54 AM sprint.— The GroupMe, 47 unread messages
Please stop texting and pull forward.— The car behind you
05 ↑ The waitlist

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